Standing in line at the drug store, that makes my ass itch
Listening to that hardcore, that makes my ass itch
Falling asleep on the dirty floor, that makes my ass itch
Getting hit on the head by the car door, that makes my ass itch
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Giving a bum money and him asking for more, that makes my ass itch
Being so damn poor, that makes my ass itch
Getting called out to the war, that makes my ass itch
Finding out my girlfriend's a little whore, that makes my ass itch
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Getting harrased by the MickeyD's bum, that makes my ass itch
Carrying a big keyboard up and down the stairs, that makes my ass itch
Having to go pee in the middle of my show, that makes my ass itch
Getting stopped every morning by the security guard, that makes my ass itch