Hi, my name is Paul and this is called the truth
That damn president Bush is all sending us all over there for the money
Money and oil, it's a big conspirary
Excuse me, sir... can you please sit down, sir?
Ahhh
Paul, get out of here, it's not your fight
Hello everybody my name is BJ, and this is the real truth
You wanna talk about politics Paul?
you wanna go there in this stupid room we're in?
Let me tell you something Paul
You wanna talk about how we're over there for the oil and
Well looks like your just as blonde as everyone else in this country
You're more blonder than Britney Spears is
Cuz you must have forgotten about 2 and a half years ago 9-11 Paul
You must have forgot how two years ago we lost big very, big skyscrapers in the sky
Paul, they were taller than that tall bimbo over there
Yeah Paul, shut up! I'm not asking you to speak
Just like everyone else in this country
We're going over there for the money and the oil
On the news I see, President Bush is finding out he's an idiot and
we're going over there for the money and oil
Yeah, it's amazing how...
What is the song ending?
I'm not done guys, come on, keep going, keep going
Like I said everyone forgot about 9-11
cuz basically we were bombed, we were attacked
And now everyone is like short term memory
Why are we over there? Money and oil, wrong you idiots!
If we don't fight for our country we're not going to have a country
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Just like that stupid car commercial
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Just like this whole country is
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Everyone is legally blonde in this country
It's not just a movie, it's a phenomena baby!
Come on people, get with the program
Think, remember what we did
Remember all the people that don't like us
You know why they don't like us?
Cuz they don't have what we have
No. 1: Me
And no. 2: look at it, we're actually free
Everyone else is under slavery and por... poverty
Well, however the hell you pronounce the word, I really don't give a damn
I mean you cannot work, make $7.25 one day and then go up to $9 the next day in other countries
But here you can
Cuz when you work hard here, you get paid for being here
Unlike other countries where they don't pay you anything
Alright, that's the real truth
And if you have a problem with that, you can talk to me about it
And one last thing...
BJ for president
