Old girl in the park, why are you there?
You've got more stains on your lips then they kids do on their underwear
Hey! Don't touch that kid there!
It's not funny 'cuz they're not aware that you wanna take them into your van and play with them bare
You tell them that you care when all that you want is a 12-year old to help you make a baby- if he dare
It's a shame- the kids
They have no choice but to stare
While you prepare to get bare and dig down your underwear
It's pretty sick if you think about it
But it's gotta be sicker to be there, in your underwear
For the 12-year old kid that dares
Someone should tell the mayor if they gotta pair
What you plan to do to those kids and their underwear
It's just not fair!
That you wanna tear into those so rare kids
It's just not fair!
That you know, you wanna tear into them when they're so damn rare
Doesn't anyone care? Does anyone care anymore?
Hey old girl in the park, by the way how old are you? 55!
That's definitely not fair
Old girl in the park, why are you there?
Want a 12 year old to help you make a baby if he dare
Old girl in the park, talk to me
Tell me what's on your mind old girl in the park
OG: Well, i'm just trying to meet new people. And I want someone young, someone fresh to help me make my baby
BJ: But old girl you're 55
OG: I know I'm 55 you don't have to tell me that again. I know that, Ok? I'm going to be 56 next week. But I'm still able to have a baby. And I want that twelve year old over there to help me have a baby.
BJ: Matt...come here Matt, your 12 years old. What do you think about her wanting you to help her concieve a baby
MATT: Well, I'm only 12. Am I old enough to make a baby?
BJ: I don't know Matt. I don't know, but you're going to find out because you're going to help her make one.
OG: Yes Matt, let's go into my van right now and you'll take off all your clothes and we're going to make babies, OK Matt?
MATT: OK old girl in park, if you say so. But I really don't know if it's such a good idea. I have to be home by six.
OG: Be home by six? Matt, I'm going to have you home by midnight cuz I'm gonna make you...whoooo!
MATT: What does that mean old girl in the park?
OG: Matt, you'll find out.
BJ: It's a very twisted story about an old girl in the park. And I just can't believe that someone can actually come up with something like that: Old girl in the park. She should leave the park. She's too old. Someone should tell the mayor...that...that guy was right. Someone should tell the mayor if they gotta pair. You know what, I'm going to tell the mayor. I'm going to the mayor's office right now. Bye.
