No one ever wants to call me, they don't call me on my cell phone
I've got 500 minutes- 502 minutes
but no one even wants to use one minute on my cell phone
Why does anybody wanna call me?
Is it my phone voice? I don't know
I don't know, is it because I talk like this?
Because I'm all muffled
Is that it? Why doesn't anybody wanna call me on my cell phone
I call Father Bloopy but Father Bloopy just hangs up on me
he says "I don't have time to talk to you man, bye!"
hangs up on me
I call Tropical Barber
but Tropical Barber is always gotta go smoke something
so he never has time to talk to me on my cell phone
I call the backup singers
but the backup singers say this: "Oh like, I gotta go do my hair right so call me later, ok? Bye!"
Y'know? So who else do I call?
I call the AOL Movie Phone and 949 Zeta Concert Line
Yup, I call computers on my cell phone
Because computer will talk to me
Computers understand me, that's what I have to do
I can't call people, cuz people they just tell me I gotta go man, I'll call you later OK, bye!
Why doesn't anybody wanna talk to me on my cell phone?
I just don't get it, y'know I'm a nice guy
I try to be funny on the cell phone
I try to tell jokes to them when they talk to me but then they hang up on me...why!
My cell phone never rings
and if it does ring it's like the wrong number or something y'know
Like this morning, at 5:30 this morning, I was still sleeping still
and someone called me asking for room service
They thought I was a hotel, can you believe that? It's true
They thought I was a hotel!
what's that!?
Oh my god, I think my phone is ringing
Hey, I think my phone is ringing
Hello...this is BJ. You wanna talk to who? Jeff?! There is no Jeff here. This is BJ. Oh you got the wrong number? Will you talk to me anyways though? No? OK bye.
You see! It was the wrong number.
No one ever wants to talk to me on my cell phone.
