Chorus:
All these bands
All these bands
All These Bands
All these bands talkin' their crap
Listen to all these bands running their mouth
Listen to all these bands trying to play rap
Listen to all these bands callin' themselves Ralph

Listen to all these bands trying to lay the smack
Listen to all these bands headin' down South
Listen to all these bands look at them hack
Listen to all these bands -- I don't think I wanna

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Now you're in a band talkin' your crap
Now you're in a band runnin' your mouth
Now you're in a band trying to play rap
Now you're in a band calling yourself Ralph

Now you're in a band tryin' to lay the smack
Now you're in a band headin' down South
Now you're in a band what do you lack?
Now you're in a band -- basically you suck!

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Listen to all these bands talkin' their crap
Listen to all these bands running their mouth
Listen to all these bands trying to play rap
Listen to all these bands headin' down South

All these bands
All these bands look at them hack
All these bands I don't think I wanna
All these bands basically you suck

Now you're in a band talkin' your crap
Now you're in a band runnin' your mouth
Now you're in a band tryin to play rap
Now you're in a band what do you lack?
Now you're in a band basically you suck