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Oh No! Not Another BJ Experience Album​—​Deluxe Edition

by The BJ Experience

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    Immediate download of the exclusive remastered 2020 edition of Oh No! Not Another BJ Experience Album 23-track album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.
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No more, why is it over? I was having so much fun… Up all night sleep all day party my way Why did the party have to go bye-bye? Why don’t the party come back to me? Oh, how sad, everybody’s gone I think I’m gonna cry Does this mean it’s over? Should I just turn into a grown-up now? Is the party finished? No. The party must go on! It can’t stop. No matter what! Not even if she left My favorite redhead left She went to New Orleans to a different kind of a party This Miami scene wont cutting it no more, no more I’m going to turn into a tomato? No. Why? ‘Cuz the party must go on! It can never stop! It must go on and on and on We’re gonna party ‘till the break of dawn We’re gonna party every day We’re gonna do everything my way ‘Cuz I said the party will go on Dicky dicky dicky - icky dicky dough I’m gonna party you ‘till you call me Moe You’ll call me that I’ll call you Joe Wanna call her Moe, gonna call me “oh” yo!
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Sweet Barry 02:46
Oh sweet Barry Look at you now You're the sweetest thing I ever did see Devil in disguise Yea-that's what you are You’re breaking hearts all over the see Come on sweet Barry Don’t you treat me that way Don’t you push me off that bridge tonight Oh sweet Barry Wanna go to a park and play? Let's go slide down this slide Ohh - Ohh - Ohh sweet Barry! Oh sweet Barry they call you berry punch That’s the stupidest name I ever heard Who named you that? Anyway You need to go find them and give them the bird Ohh - Ohh - Ohh sweet Barry!! Oh sweet Barry You wanna go to a party? You wanna go drink some mudslides? Come on sweet Barry Let’s go on a trip Let’s go to places never seen Ohh - Ohh - Ohh sweet Barry!!!
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Greens 02:25
Going to the store So lonely Will you go to the store with me? To buy some materials Going to toss some salad tonight Toss salad all right Toss salad with me, I’ll tough salad with you (laughs) I need to toss some salad I need to toss it not now I’m getting ready to toss some salad Will toss mine after I’m done Toss salad tonight Please toss it Toss my Salad, ooh ooh Toss this salad! Toss it… toss it… salad… Tossed salad Toss salad with me I’ll toss salad with you Toss salad tonight Toss salad all right Ahhhhh Toss salad with me Toss salad with you Toss salad with me Tossing the salad all night long Toss my salad and my greens Toss my salad and my chicken Baby, I need it tossed… ah! Oooh, oooh. Oooh oooh oooh. Toss my salad tonight
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Bloopy in the kitchen Barber in the john Bloopy cooks, Barber crap x2 Bloopy's downstairs trying to figure out what's for dinner Barber's upstairs taking a crap, oh shit Bloopy's downstairs trying to figure out what he's gonna cook for dinner Barber is upstairs, oh no it really smells Bloopy wants to know who to invite for dinner Barber is upstairs he's overflowing the toilet Bloopy is gonna cook asparagus but who is he gonna invite for dinner Barber ays "call the plumber!" Oh yeah "I'll call the plumber, he can come over for dinner
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Test test Yo yo yo yo yo oh Oh, what was that? Yo. Damn Oh what Was that some junk in the trunk? Oh I got it for you You want some junk in the trunk? I got some junk in the trunk Yo, my baby got some junk in the trunk Uh huh… ah one, ah two And a one, two, three, four Yo hot momma, pretty baby Look at you walking down the street today You got big butts, big big what? I said looks like you got some junk in the trunk Lookin’ pretty good, oh my god Look at you now, look at that butt Thong, thong, thong I see a thong Green and white Red, white and blue Come on, sing it! All I want is a girl with a little junk in the trunk Ooo yeah All I need is a girl with a little junk in the trunk Ooo yeah Break it down Break it down drummer boy, break it down. Yo you know what I’m talking about You know what I’m talking about BJ in the house is talking about junk in the trunk I want some junk in the trunk. Yo yo yo I like that girl over there she got the junk in the trunk Oh but that mama, mama, yo you got too much junk in the trunk 400 pounds is a little too much for me I’m 130 pounds soaking wet You know I’m not talking about that much And you, you got too little junk in the trunk I need a little more than that And I love junk on top Yeah you look good honey – look at you Yeah bounce those things, yeah junk on top! Whoa yeah, yeah honey, yeah But the junk in the trunk… oh that’s that Whoa yo - she got that that g g g string on Whoa whoa whoa oh honey Oh… What you gonna say? All I want is a girl with a little junk in the trunk Ooo yeah All I need is a girl with a little junk in the trunk Ooo yeah
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She ain’t no dumb bimbo She’s just the opposite she's rock n roll She ain’t crazy she's out of control Maybe insane-but she's professional (Chorus) At 5 feet tall You’d think she know it all Sophisticated rock chick! She’ll tingle your bones With her powerful voice Sophisticated rock chick!! She’ll help you type up your resume She goes out of her way to do the nice things She’ll tell you what's wrong with you and not miss a beat 'Cuz that’s the way she’s just meant to be... (Chorus) (Bridge) I can call her anytime of day Can talk to her when things don’t go my way She’ll listen with the most of patience One day she'll be on the radio station... She’s not just a foxy momma Her hair is not really blond She’s smart as a cookie – She’s gotta big booty But we’re all lucky to have her as a buddy… (Chorus) Sophisticated rock chick 5x
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Olay! Ha! Weehoo... here we go! (This one goes out to BJ wherever you are) Oye te puedo interesar en algo Senor quieres pastel de queso La gra-grasa te mejora la tu cuerpo Y la la las chicas de van adorar Estas muy delgado y de eso es confiado Te vas a ponder gordo, flaco Si te vean las chicas te van a comer algo mas que tu pastelito : madre de dios Hey, I’m just a gringo I don’t know what you’re saying Come on man I’m a gringo – leave me alone! What? What is that you’re talking about? Your mouth is moving but I don’t know what’s coming out ‘Cuz I’m a gringo No que pasa! What’s que pasa? BJ te quiere esa chica ahí conocer mejor tu boca Aunque ella era un el en el día de ayer, no te pongas peculiar Hoy es todo mujer para ti Te puedo asegurar con una banana espectacular El platinan se murió – las rosas sembrado Vaya y haga el amor amor amor amor Hey, I’m just a gringo I don’t know what you’re saying I’m just a gringo – leave me alone! You know? What are you saying… Be-jota what? Be-Jota? What’s a Be-jota? My name is BJ, don’t call me Be-jota I’m a gringo I don’t know what you’re saying USA… suck it baby… Americano, Americano Get out of here, ‘cuz I’m a gringo Yeah, and what? Yo is this my time to express myself? It is? Why don’tcha tell me that man – I’m a gringo man You can’t just let me guess things man You gotta tell me every step of the way You know how gringos are these days We’re not like these Latinos yo The “Oye!” “Que pasa” Oye my man, come on This is me, I know I live in Miami But that don’t mean I gotta speak the language Right? Do you agree with me? “Ughh… I just work here man” Hey. Whatever. Listen the point is, I’m a gringo I don’t know what they’re saying I want them to leave me alone so I can go on my gringo way, uhhuh What was that? Wow that was pretty, uh, fast. Too fast for a gringo I’ll tell you that much!
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You really piss me off You talk so much crap You think you are all that You’re nothing but a piece of crap You think you’re mister cool You need to go back to school You have no idea Of what I’m going to do to you You’re not a man – You’re a jackass That’s all I gotta say to you 2x I have better friends than you You can’t compete with me I’m the man and you’re not And that really pisses you off You need to get back on your overalls Telling everyone about me You might as well keep talking Cuz I bake sweeter cookies than you You’re not a man – You’re a jackass That’s all I gotta say to you 2x
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Lonely night Something’s missing Watching T.V. I’m not really listening Walking to the CVS That girl in a dress Reminds me of you I don’t wanna party without you Life is so boring without you Eating cheesecake just ain’t good without you I don’t wanna party without you Life is so boring without you I can’t play my piano without you Hanging out on the street corner I wish I had a quarter (and a dime) So I can give you a call The days pass by so slowly I hold my pillow so closely One day-we'll party together... (Chorus) I got a show You just don’t know What going to the party would do to me (Chorus)
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If you saw Tay on anything it’ll taste good If you saw Tay on anything it’ll taste good I sauté Without any clothes on I sauté You can put a Tay on anything It’s so damn good it makes me wanna sing Uhh uh uh If you saw Tay on anything it’ll taste good If you saw Tay on anything it’ll taste good I sauté Without any of my clothes on I sauté You can put a Tay on anything It’s so damn good it makes me wanna sing Mmm hmm hmm I love vegetables yes I do I love vegetables and so do you Broccoli, bean sprouts, tofu yeah! If you saw Tay Chicken! My friend, where have you been? Sautéing? If you saw Tay on anything it’ll taste good Hey Bobby, it’s me your daddy Roberto… I saw you on the ESPN… Bobby? Where you going? If you saw Tay on anything it’ll taste good If you sauté on anything it’ll taste good I saw Tay. You sauté?
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Now let me say this Pickles are good - in garlic But pickles aren’t good when playing with them I like to eat....pickles! I don't like to play with...pickles! Unlike some people Yea, now When I’m talking' about "cutting' the pickle" I mean-erase the pickle Don’t go ahead keep talking' about, "Oh-I wanna stick the pickle down my pants.." So cut the pickle Cut the pickle 2x “Bwah!”… shut up chicken Bout a pickle not a chicken Cut the pickle Tickle Tickle Cut the pickle Cut the pickle Tickle tickle Wickle wickle Speaking of tickle tickle Cut the pickle No don’t cut the chicken, cut the pickle Cut the, cut the pickle Cut the pickle 3x Cut the, cut the pickle…
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Miss You 03:46
March 26, 2002 I got the call that woke me up That changed my world The voice on the phone Said that your pain was through And that you'd be happy up in the sky so blue But I couldn’t help it Feeling lost without ya You were someone special Someone that was so true I miss you I miss you I miss you Life as we know it Must go on But I can’t stop Thinking about you Our friendship was Something that was strong You we're playin’ in my band And everything was so fine Now were makin’ plans Plans for the future Wishing you were here Its not easy being in a picture Without you in the center frame I miss you I miss you I miss you March 27, 2002 I never imagined would be without you I world is not quite as blue But I know that your pain is through I remember where we used to run together And believing' we'd have so much fun forever I felt like I never had a clue How I could ever save you…. I miss you
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Child: Grandma, grandma, why does everybody have their hands in the air like that? Grandma: Oh child that’s that BJ sound. Oh that’s right you… Mother: Quiet, quiet. Here comes the announcer. Everybody quiet. Dance with Grandmama She’s old you know – Dance with Grandmama She’s got some experience Not the BJ Experience But she’s got some experience
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You wake up in the morning and you run to your computer Go through the personals and try to pick a winner But you can't believe it's already time for dinner Oh well! You can't leave, you're just gonna have to get thinner Chorus: It's Love@Aol, it's got you under it's spell It's Love@Aol, and you can't leave your Dell It's Love@Aol, you might learn how to spell It's Love@Aol, where there is no hell You don't have any real friends and you don't care to Just as long as you can send an e-mail or two You don't want to eat or drink You don't even care if you turn into a sheep Just as long as you go to Love@Aol.com
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Evil Music 02:47
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In My Life 04:02
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The aptly titled album was the first to be produced by an outsider, Professor Parkinson and the Shakey Shakes. The results are the most diverse and best recorded album by the band. The album recalls the What Experience? We Have None album and despite a CD release concert and promotional tour, the sales were disapointing. Probably too polished for most BJ Experience fans, it is regarded as the best by many closely associated with the band.

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released October 8, 2002

Produced by Professor Parkinson & The Shakey Shakes.

Recorded at Ghetto Ass Studios, Aventura, FL & Carrot Shack, September 2002.

Mixed and mastered at Skin Port by Professor Parkinson & Con Con. Additional mastering done by Roger Houdaille at Dippy Studios.

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Quite possibly one of the best bands to emerge out of the 41st Street area in the early 2000's.

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